I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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