it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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