im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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