glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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