and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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