I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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