So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My dick has a subreddit
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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