How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm bleeding and have questions
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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