I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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