operation have a gay friend backfired
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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