Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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