He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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