plz talk dirty to me
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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