oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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