i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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