eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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