You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have post one night stand depression
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
