Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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