Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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