I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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