Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it was like eating out sand paper
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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