I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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