Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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