We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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