Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize