waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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