and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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