did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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