nut hugger
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have fence marks all over my body
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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