my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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