please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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