I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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