Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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