i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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