All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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