I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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