hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
do nipples grow back?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
