At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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