some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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