Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
