Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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