So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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