Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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