Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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