My friends, they love my intelligence
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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