I'm lost and stupid without you.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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