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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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