Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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