Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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