Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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