Your mouth is God's brothel.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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