how can u be prego again
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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