He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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