He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My nipple is on Facebook.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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