i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize